Today, the Fish Man arrived at my door. There I was, sitting in the lounge knitting. A knock comes at my door. I open it, and there he stands, mysterious and blue-suited. "Hello... I'm... The Fish Man." "Sorry?" "I'm... The Fish Man." "...You're... the Fish Man?" "I supply the area with Fish, Poultry, Meat and Eggs." I stare blankly at him for a moment. "Sorry, we're all vegans in here..." The Fish Man gazes into my eyes, speechless. "Say no more..." He disappears into the darkness from whence he came. Then I Googled this and saw that he does Sorbets! Those really good ones that come in the lemons. Wish I'd not dismissed him so quickly now... Godspeed, Fish Man, wherever you are.

By Anonymous